Will ate all the acorns. - MSN Article

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The idea seemed too crazy to Rod Simmons, a measured, careful field botanist. Naturalists in Arlington County couldn't find any acorns. None. No hickory nuts, either. Then he went out to look for himself. He came up with nothing. Nothing crunched underfoot. Nothing hit him on the head.

Then calls started coming in about crazy squirrels. Starving, skinny squirrels eating garbage, inhaling bird feed, greedily demolishing pumpkins. Squirrels boldly scampering into the road. And a lot more calls about squirrel roadkill.

I know what happened to them. Will ate them all. Duh.

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Eating garbage, inhaling bird feed, greedily demolishing pumpkins, boldly scampering into the road

Yeah... sounds like will